Wednesday, June 03, 2009

"What's in a Name?"

Just so we're clear...

This is Spidey (a.k.a. Spider-Man, seen here in one of my FAVORITE poses)...




...and these two douche bags are NOT Spidey...

Even if they think it sounds like that when they combine their names (Spencer and Heidi, for those of you with good taste who, like me, have never watched an episode of The Hills)



Even if one them dresses like Spidey, but is too vain to actually wear the Spidey mask, since that would cover up his "only famous for being famous" face.

Note to Spencer: If you want to be a superhero who doesn't wear a mask,
try Superman, you stupid twat.


Spencer and Heidi have quit the reality show, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!
after just a few days in the jungle.

Because they were "too famous." Because they were "the most famous people there."

Apparently, Heidi was heard whining...

"I wish they got some real celebrities like..."

...and then she said this guy's name...


I couldn't agree more! I propose another reality show for these three.

I would tune in every night if Spencer, Heidi and K-Fed were on a real-life version of that classic Ah-nold / Richard Dawson movie, The Running Man.

Am I saying that I want physical harm to come to these three? Well, maybe not death,
but a nice, deep facial scar for Heidi would make me happy.

Something like Donald Pleasence had in You Only Live Twice would be nice,
don't you think?


8 comments:

Michael Rivers said...

I love the Spiderman cartoon pose. Gives me many many ideas! The photos of that blonde freak, I think you made the perfect comments and I needn't go further. :-)

AJohnP said...

I'm proud to say that I have no idea who those two people are...and I've never seen 'The Hills'. That's a HORRIBLE Spider Man costume, mask or not, it's just awful.

RAD said...

they are so a bunch of TWATS...idiots! I like the spidey man pose in the first pic too! :-)

Wonder Man said...

those two should served to the Kraken

Java said...

I have never heard of them. I have never seen them. After reading this post, I'm none the wiser. That makes me happy.

Spidey will ALWAYS be Spider Man. Those other two pretenders are dead to me.

Prospero said...

I have been a vocal opponent to so-called "reality TV" since MTV created the genre (though shows like "Candid Camera" and "Queen for a Day" aired long before anyone who created MTV had even been born). In the 70's, Chuck Barris' infamous "Gong Show" was the first time I can remember where people (many of them rather freaky) exploited their selves for national TV exposure. Warhol was almost right... except 15 minutes should have been over a long time ago for so many "celebutards." Can someone please kill Paris; Nicole; Heidi and Spencer; the Kardashians (all of them, including Bruce and Brody); Richard Hatch; New York; Ty Pennington and every other semi-genius who has tricked America into being obsessed with them, despite their lack of discernable talent. I want their publicists working for me, damn it!

Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobate said...

That scar on Blofeld always bothered me: I can't imagine an injury that would cause a scar like that without costing the man an eye.

And if we get Ken and Barbie and their ilk in a remake of RUNNING MAN, we can call it RUNNING JOKES.

Bunny said...

Never seen "The Hills" or "I'm a Celeb . . . " but I must say:

AMEN!