And even though his pants were down and we all could see that his package looks like a golf pencil hanging between two Planters peanuts, he has the balls to act surprised when we wonder where the fuck he was for 5 days and why he wasn't at work.
But that's Sanford. He's a staunch conservative who opposes gay civil unions, meaning he's not JUST opposed to gay marriage, but civil unions, too.
As a Senator in the 90's, he voted AGAINST a bill that preserved sites linked to the Underground Railroad.
And I found this on Pandagon...
"When South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford learned that his state was being advertised as a gay tourism destination, he ordered a Cabinet-level department head 'to do the right thing personnel-wise or process-wise to ensure this does not happen again'"
I think Jon Stewart said it best last night on The Daily Show when he described Governor Sanford as...
"Just another politician with a conservative mind and a liberal penis."