BOYS IN CAPS
"Say hello to my little friend!"
It's the couch. Chicks dig the couch.
"There's Jimmy Hoffa!"
(Joan Rivers' What Becomes a Semi-Legend Most album. Anyone?... Anyone?...)
DAMN, I WAS SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT
I'm sorry, but I've seen it and...
Well, you know those little airline bottles of alcohol?
Yeah, it's more like that.