Tuesday, April 20, 2010

TMI Tuesday

Something I haven't done in a long, long time. TMI Tuesday!

1. Commando: Sexy or disgusting? Do you have a "best" commando story?

Going commando is sexy. And sometimes disgusting. Which is just fine, because sometimes, disgusting is exactly the kind of sexy that I crave.

I've never been one of those queens who only goes to the cleanest of bathhouses. I prefer a little sleaze with my sleaze. Just because it looks hot on "Grey's Anatomy" doesn't mean that fucking in a place as sterile as a hospital is fun. At all.

And no, I don't have a "best" commando story. Because today's not over yet.

2. Foreplay: Is there such a thing as too much?

Certain Southerners of a certain age will remember summers when homemade ice cream had to be churned manually. Over and over. For a very long time. Working that crank up and down and around. In the middle of all that heat. Sweat pouring all down your face. Muscles aching as you grunted to keep everything moving around and around for what seemed like an eternity.

All because, when you opened up what was inside, it was absolute heaven.

That's my answer. Now, start churning!

3. Oral sex: Good if you are getting? Good is you are giving? Equally ewwwww?

Good if you're giving and GREAT if you're getting.

I think we all prefer 68 to 69, don't we?

You know what 68 is. To quote George Carlin...

"68 is 'You do me and I'll owe ya!'"

4. Orgasm: Is one per night enough or does the first one just get your motor running?

I'm 40. If you want more than one a night, I need to go somewhere and reload.

I'm like Barney with his one bullet. I can hold on to it for a long, long, long time.

5. Morning sex: "Oh hell yes!", "Well if I have, too." or "Just get in the shower and go to work."

Morning sex is awesome.

Sometimes, it's hard for your partner to realize that your hardon is morning wood that sprung up from a monstrous need to pee, and jumping up and sitting on top of it is shoving your bladder up into windpipe, but for love, I can handle anything.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had anonymous sex? Have you ever had an orgasm without at least knowing your partner's last name?

Ummm... What part of "Cocksucking Rimjob Homo" didn't you understand?

I don't need to know their last name. Or their first name. Just their inseam.


Michael Rivers said...

The bonus question made me bust out laughing. How does one even begin to explain?!

Also, love the picture of Cameron Jackson. One of my favorite porn stars!

Adventures In Gay Dating said...

I go commando all the time and never really think of it as being sexual at all. I usually just roll out of bed and put on the first pair of pants or shorts I can get my hands on. Looking for underwear seems like too much work. LoL...yes, I'm lazy. The only time I wear underwear is at work because I do feel that it's a little tacky to "show" at your job. But, that's just the prim & proper southern belle in me talking...

Polt said...

Last name, first name, don't even know if they HAVE a name. There's been several times in Toronto when I think they didn't even speak English.

Like any of that's a requirement, after all.


Stephen said...

Stephen... what a naughty boy. You need to be spanked for posting this, but sure:

1. I am a former hippy & I don't wear underwear if I don't have to,
it is not a matter of sexy... although wearing tight jeans commando seems to get attention at the bar. A bit of sleaze helps the mood for sure. Seeing you going commando would be alluring.

2. Foreplay can be the entire scene & be very hot... but I like it urgent & rough.

3. 69 is a perfect number... I always use it on lotto tickets.

4. I am in my mid-50s & I am good for 2.

5. Morning sex? Sometimes it can't be helped.

Bonus. Are you kidding? I have had an orgasm & not even seen the person in the pitch dark. He seemed to think my name was- "oh yeah, do that again, daddy"

Stephen said...

& odd, I know... but Don Knotts makes me horny.

Anonymous said...

not trying to be mean, but your TMI tuesdays, are always about sex or some so closely related subject, it might as well be about sex.

With as much as you go on about sex normally, how can these questions even slightly be considered to much information? Might as well call them, Boring old questions you already know the answer too, yawn.

Ask and answer some really interesting and shocking questions. Talk about things that really make people uncomfortable. Ooo going commando...that's soo taboo.

Your TMI are boring.

Stephen Rader said...

Anonymous -

A) I don't write the TMI questions. The questions come from the TMI Tuesday blog. (The link is at the top of this post).

B) For someone who wasn't trying to be mean, you certainly came across as mean.

C) If it's so boring, why read it? I'm certainly not forcing you to click on anything to bring you to this blog.

D) Stop being anonymous. It's quite cowardly.

E) Lick my raw, blistered asshole. (That TMI for you?)