Monday, April 26, 2010

"Lay, Lady, Lay..."

Tiger Woods said it.

On a bag of Lays Potato Chips.

"I love my LAYS!"

And his wife had the nerve to be shocked and upset that he was fooling around?!?

What's wrong with her? Doesn't she LIKE potato chips?

Seriously though, what a wenis Tiger Woods is.

P.S. "Wenis" is, I assume, a combination of the words "wuss" and "penis." I stole it from "The Venture Bros." It's one of The Monarch's favorite terms, and therefore, one of mine.


Anonymous said...

The exact "quote" on the bag is "I loves my Lays!" indicating that it is indeed a fake, thank goodness.

Stephen Rader said...

Still, Tiger's image on a bag of Lays is hilarious. And telling, don't you think?

Anonymous said...

Actually, "wenis" is just the name of the skin on your elbow. Its not a combination of any words.

David said...

And I think "Friends" used that joke long before our beloved Monarch. Maybe Dr, Girlfriend was watching?