On a bag of Lays Potato Chips.
"I love my LAYS!"
And his wife had the nerve to be shocked and upset that he was fooling around?!?
What's wrong with her? Doesn't she LIKE potato chips?
Seriously though, what a wenis Tiger Woods is.
P.S. "Wenis" is, I assume, a combination of the words "wuss" and "penis." I stole it from "The Venture Bros." It's one of The Monarch's favorite terms, and therefore, one of mine.