Planet Unicorn! OMFG!

Well, it's not a new episode of Planet Unicorn, but it is a funny spot that opened LOGO's First Annual NewNowNext Awards Show.

Planet Unicorn won the OMFG Internet Award.

Yeah, "OMFG" is now not just an obnoxious internet phrase, it's also the name of an award. Gross.

Still, we get some more Planet Unicorn, and anything that gives me more Planet Unicorn makes me very, very happy.



Planet Unicorn, HEYY!

Planet Unicorn 3: Unicorn In The Water

It's finally here.

The media event we've all been waiting for.

This is what America really WANTS to see!

So, plug it up, Paris...

Lick it, Lohan...

And bite me, Britney...

We've got...

The Third Episode of PLANET UNICORN!

(Hey!)

In this segment, danger awaits our Très Gay Trio in an adventure under the sea!

No, they don't meet up with Shelley Winters. Although, that would be fun...



What? This is the first time you've seen PLANET UNICORN?!?! Well, here are episodes One and Two.

PLANET UNICORN is brought to you by the folks at Blue Ribbon Panel. Check 'em out! They are hilarious.

And just by looking at his picture on the main page of their site, I am officially hot for Joe Davidson...

Although, according to the credits at the end of the clip above, I don't think Joe has anything to do with PLANET UNICORN specifically...

But who cares? I'm in love!!

Planet Unicorn 5: Debbie the "Betch"

Just when you think that all hope is lost...

When Britney devolves back to her white trash roots...

When Lindsay's reverts to rehab...

When nobody will fucking start the goddamn impeachment proceedings on a government so full of lies and bullshit that they make my ex-boyfriend look trustworthy...

The world gives us the Fifth Installment of

PLANET UNICORN

(Hey!)

All is not right on Planet Unicorn. Shannon has a new best friend - - a "betch" named Debbie - - and Feathers, Cadillac and Tom Cruise are attacked at a picnic.

Is this the end of our Très Gay Trio? Watch Planet Unicorn 5 and find out!



New to Planet Unicorn? Be sure to check out Episodes One, Two, Three and Four.

Bye now. Gay Rader!

Planet Unicorn. Hey!

Cutie McCute-erton Dan Cox sent a link to this video and I cannot stop playing it.

Although, I think I know why he sent it to me...

...he probably watched this and thought, "Oh my God, Feathers sounds just like like Stephen!"

If that is the case Mr. Dan Cox, I have only one thing to say to you!!!

"Thanks!"




In the year 2117, an 8 year old gay boy named Shannon found a magic lamp.

He was granted three wishes.

The first, a fur jacket.

The second, a flying car.

And the third was a planet full of unicorns!!

This is the story of that planet.

A gay boy wished for a planet full of unicorns.

Planet Unicorn! Unicorn Planet!

Give it up for Feathers, Cadillac and Tom Cruise.

Oh-oh-oh-oh! Planet Unicorn, Heeeeeey!

Planet Unicorn 6: Christmas in February!

Just today, as I passed by a house that STILL had a Christmas tree in the window, I said that anyone who still has Christmas decorations up should be drawn and quartered.

That was before I knew that there a new episode of Planet Unicorn that had just been released - - with a Christmas theme!!!

And if Feathers, Cadillac and Tom Cruise want to celebrate Christmas in February, it's fine by me.

Here's Planet Unicorn 6 - Christmas in February!



If you've missed the other episodes of the Très Gay Trio, click here to be brought up to speed.

Planet Unicorn, HEYY!

Planet Unicorn Meets Tyra Banks (Hey!)

There is only one thing that could get me out of my "Scooter Libby Gets Commuted" funk and that is...

The Fourth Installment of

PLANET UNICORN

(Hey!)

What could make our Très Gay Trio of Unicorns even gayer? Why, the addition of Tyra Banks and AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL, of course!



Now, if you're new to the adventures of Feathers, Cadillac and Tom Cruise, be sure to check out PLANET UNICORN episodes one, two and three.

I am seriously thinking of being Feathers for Halloween. I mean, I already sound like him. And I own a cowboy hat... or four... so, why not?

Planet Unicorn 2: Electric Boogaloo

For those of you who enjoyed the first episode so much, here is Episode 2 (Electric Boogaloo) of PLANET UNICORN.

Heeeeeey!





Notice in this episode that Feathers saves the day by hurling the best insult at The Troll...

"Your nose looks like a cat."

Feathers and I continue to have so much in common!!!

TMI Tuesday

TMI Tuesday for the New Year! Hope everyone had a great night last night.

And by "great night," I mean "got laid."


1. Last week was "The Most Wonderful time of the Year", but what are your favorite 2007 memories?

Vacationing in Hilton Head with my family

Surprising my father at his 60th birthday party

Surprising my mother on her 60th birthday with her first birthday party

Playing The Cat in the Hat with a great cast in SEUSSICAL

Singing once again in Karen and Doug's cabaret benefit for Season of Concern

The AIDS Walk with all my friends and the Chicago cast of WICKED

The First Annual Larry Sloan Awards

Eric turning Hydrate into Planet Unicorn during Market Days

Singing POOR, UNFORTUNATE SOULS at the About Face Theatre benefit

Alanda's performance in SONGS FOR A NEW WORLD

Conquering Halsted Street as The Riddler with Philip as Super Grover

2. What is the best thing you learned in 2007?

That my mother and my brother, who have always been family, are now truly my friends.

3. On a scale of 1-10, how good was your 2007?

Three. Yeah. Sort of an, "Eh."

Odd numbered years never suit me well. It's the even ones that I love.

At least, that's what I'm telling myself right now.


4. What is your wish for 2008? What is your wish for someone else for 2008?

My with for myself is to create more - - whether it singing or acting or directing or writing - - to push myself and give myself more time every day to create.

My wish for someone else? I wish that Adam would find this blog, meet me for drinks and realize that I am all he needs or ever will need and then use all his modeling money to take care of me in a manner to which I have never been accustomed.

That is what I wish for him. I think he would enjoy that.


5. If you knew that you were going to die in 2008 what one thing would you do?

I can't be just one thing.

If I knew I was going to die this year, I would leave Chicago very soon. I would move back home with my family. I would spend every last dime I had traveling with them and I would spend every last breath I had making sure that my family and my friends know without a doubt that I love them.

Oh, and I would write into my will that after I'm cremated, my ashes are to be showered all over Brad Pitt.

Or perhaps my ashes could be mixed with his bath gel so I'll get to lather him up for a couple of weeks every morning.

And if Angelina doesn't like it, my will will instruct Jennifer Aniston to call her up and say...

"It was his last wish, Angelina. He was a lovely fag who's now dead.
Don't be a bitch."

Bonus (as in optional):Do you make New Year's resolutions? What is/are your's for 2008?

I usually don't make resolutions, but I have made a promise to myself to try and get back on the Atkins diet and to hit the gym again. My 20th high school reunion is coming up this June and the only fag in the school has to come back skinnier and hotter than all those washed up football players.

I just want to have nice abs when I walk in the room and stare at all the former jocks and their "DickDo."

What's DickDo? Well, as my mother says...

"It's when your gut sticks out farther than your dick do."