TMI Tuesday for the New Year! Hope everyone had a great night last night.
And by "great night," I mean "got laid."1. Last week was "The Most Wonderful time of the Year", but what are your favorite 2007 memories?
2. What is the best thing you learned in 2007?That my mother and my brother, who have always been family, are now truly my friends.
3. On a scale of 1-10, how good was your 2007?Three. Yeah. Sort of an, "
Eh."
Odd numbered years never suit me well. It's the even ones that I love.
At least, that's what I'm telling myself right now.
4. What is your wish for 2008? What is your wish for someone else for 2008?My with for myself is to create more - -
whether it singing or acting or directing or writing - - to push myself and give myself more time every day to create.
My wish for someone else? I wish that
Adam would find this blog, meet me for drinks and realize that I am all he needs or ever will need and then use all his modeling money to take care of me in a manner to which I have never been accustomed.
That is what I wish for him. I think he would enjoy that.
5. If you knew that you were going to die in 2008 what one thing would you do?I can't be just one thing.
If I knew I was going to die this year, I would leave Chicago very soon. I would move back home with my family. I would spend every last dime I had traveling with them and I would spend every last breath I had making sure that my family and my friends know without a doubt that I love them.
Oh, and I would write into my will that after I'm cremated, my ashes are to be showered all over Brad Pitt.
Or perhaps my ashes could be mixed with his bath gel so I'll get to lather him up for a couple of weeks every morning.
And if Angelina doesn't like it, my will will instruct Jennifer Aniston to call her up and say...
"It was his last wish, Angelina. He was a lovely fag who's now dead.
Don't be a bitch."
Bonus (as in optional):Do you make New Year's resolutions? What is/are your's for 2008?I usually don't make resolutions, but I have made a promise to myself to try and get back on the Atkins diet and to hit the gym again. My 20th high school reunion is coming up this June and the only fag in the school has to come back skinnier and hotter than all those washed up football players.
I just want to have nice abs when I walk in the room and stare at all the former jocks and their "
DickDo."
What's DickDo? Well, as my mother says...
"It's when your gut sticks out farther than your dick do."
Well, it's not a new episode of Planet Unicorn, but it is a funny spot that opened LOGO's First Annual NewNowNext Awards Show.
