Thursday, February 25, 2010

"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"

Two new t-shirts from Threadless that I love. Sort of.

This first one is (supposedly) "The Luckiest T-Shirt Ever."

I can just hear the guy who made this saying? "Get it? Lucky. The shooting star. The horseshoe. Get it?"

"Yeah, yeah," I would reply. "You're slightly clever. What do you want? A fucking award? Will somebody get this guy a Clever Medallion, please."

Obviously, I don't LOVE the design of the t-shirt. I just want dude IN the t-shirt.

I want to hold his balls in my mouth. As a friend.

This second t-shirt is entitled "The Gaming Revolution."

But the color and the image just scream "Handball" to me. And not the Olympic sport, either.

Hmmm... I wonder if there's a fisting video game...

Wii Fisting.

Sounds like a secondary character in a Bond movie, doesn't it?

10 comments:

Stephen said...

Is HANDBALLING a Summer or Winter Olympic sport?

Michael Rivers said...

I want the lucky shirt! Clever.

Ivan Vargas said...

I can't wear that kind of red. Makes me look like a raging fire hydrant that wants someone to turn its knob and let the gush out.

Then again....

Jeremy Ryan said...

He's not bad! :)

KenPaul66 said...

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ken

Gyaos97 said...

I agree. That model is a babe. And he looks familiar. Have I seen him somewhere before?

T!nK said...

hahaha. a gay bond movie.

Palm Springs Savant said...

I wish I were that clever to still wear shirts like these...

Anonymous said...

Sheesh, so you don't like it, why do you have to be such a huge dick about how much you don't like it.

At least that person is trying, instead of tearing people down.

KenPaul66 said...

I love the red fist shirt but I'm totally not into fisting...lol!