Gays do indeed have talent. And lots of it.
Sure, most gay talent can only be seen on XTube, but some of it can be displayed in public. In a bar! And not in the back room either!
Last year's "Gays Got Talent" was a blast. This year, I'll be one of the judges at the Spin. And you know what they say...
If you want to win, all you have to do is be nice to me.
And by "nice" I don't mean anything sexual. I mean, "bring me a cheeseburger with fries and a strawberry shake."
Ah, the 40's...
Come see me at Spin and buy me a drink. I'm much funnier when you and I are BOTH drunk.