I was walking into the Jewel (the grocery store, not the singer), and there it was - - what so many of us search for, but so few of us find.
A Girl Scout. Selling actual boxes of Girl Scout Cookies!
And she had SEVERAL boxes of Thin Mints available for purchase!!!
Don't judge. Thin Mints (the Girl Scouts' obviously-named diet cookies) are exciting stuff for me. So exciting that I think I scared my neighborhood Girl Scout when, instead of "Hello," I started the conversation with a bombastic, "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!?"
Luckily, she was with her mother and her mother laughed and quickly positioned boxes of Thin Mints between the crazy, bald, gay man and her child.
I bought four boxes. And the second I got home, they went into my freezer. Right beside the vodka and the poppers.
My mama raised me right.