Now, I'm kinda in love with him.
Watch his little video about all the romantic things he does for his wife.
And speaking of - - WIFE?!?
I didn't know he was married. To a woman!!! But now that I do, she should know one thing: Don't let Channing ("I've got abs that could grate cheese") Tatum talk publicly about how romantic he is. All that does is force home wreckers like me to try and steal your man. We don't want to, but now, you've given us no choice.
Come on, who DOESN'T want a hot, sweet, caring, romantic man with an ass hot enough to almost make "G.I. Joe" watchable? (Almost)
P.S. This past Halloween, I seriously thought about putting on a mock-G.I. Joe costume and adding a blonde wig, white opera gloves, diamonds everywhere and bright red lipstick so that I could be Carol Channing Tatum.
Yeah... I know...