Sunday, February 07, 2010

"L Is For the Way You Look at Me..."

Okay, I've wanted Channing Tatum to throw me down six ways to Sunday and treat me like the bitch I am ever since his tight-bodied self first started showing up in all things media related, but now...

Now, I'm kinda in love with him.

Watch his little video about all the romantic things he does for his wife.

And speaking of - - WIFE?!?

I didn't know he was married. To a woman!!! But now that I do, she should know one thing: Don't let Channing ("I've got abs that could grate cheese") Tatum talk publicly about how romantic he is. All that does is force home wreckers like me to try and steal your man. We don't want to, but now, you've given us no choice.

Come on, who DOESN'T want a hot, sweet, caring, romantic man with an ass hot enough to almost make "G.I. Joe" watchable? (Almost)



P.S. This past Halloween, I seriously thought about putting on a mock-G.I. Joe costume and adding a blonde wig, white opera gloves, diamonds everywhere and bright red lipstick so that I could be Carol Channing Tatum.

Yeah... I know...

8 comments:

Andrew Patner said...

Jenna Dewan. She has to go.

T!nK said...

I would have Channing Tatum's children.

divaboy1 said...

That picture = HOLY SHIT!

the hobbit said...

Best halloween costume idea ever.

Mark in DE said...

I would pay cash money to see you in that Halloween costume!! :-)

Michael Rivers said...

He is so gorgeous. I would love to see him in person.

cb said...

You sure like 'em young n dumb, don't you?

dirkmancuso said...

I gotta go with cb on this one, Stephen...he doesn't strike me as the brightest bulb in the marquee.