Monday, March 01, 2010

"You Could Move In"

I've been away from my little blog a little too long.

And I'll admit it... I've been eating.

No, I haven't eaten all of the Thin Mints I bought a week ago. Yet.

But there is a sugar-covered Peep sitting to my right, waiting to be eaten.

Add that to the seven Peeps I've already inhaled and the cheeseburger I had for lunch at Billy Goat Tavern and soon, even the crotch on my caftan will be tight. Oy...

Thank God The Onion knows how to shame me down to size!


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7 comments:

Stephen said...

You would look good with just a couple of me pounds... have some cheesecake.

Polt said...

well if a man's GOT to be away from his blog, eating a peep is a damn good reason for it. :)

HUGS...

Prospero said...

"Click-Click" this, bitch! Please, I should be so fat... I walk into a bakery and gain five pounds (rim shot - No, Stephen, rim SHOT).

Eat what you damned well please, dear boy. What's that old saying? "Eat healthy. Exercise. Die anyway." And honestly, who wants to be lying in a hospital bed, dying from nothing? How passe.

Kisses! (Hershey's or otherwise)

T!nK said...

I just shoved another Chocolate Cheesecake into my mouth.

Palm Springs Savant said...

Go have a Fannie May Pixie for me Stephen!

cb said...

That's not a "peep", that's a "poop"!

CAMERA obsessed MICHAEL said...

you can never really just eat one peep...it's either half a package or a whole package depending on if you're alone when you open the package or not!