BOYS IN CAPS
Now, we can finally cornhole outdoors
in front of God and everybody!
We can finally show off the body we've been working on all winter.
Yes, I've been working on my body all winter.
And now, there's much more of my body! And in all the wrong places!
I'm ballooning faster than Violet Beauregard post-three course dinner gum.
I need to find the juicing room. In SO many ways!
Time for Spring Cleaning...
DAMN, I WAS DRUNK LAST NIGHT
...and St. Patrick's Day frivolity.
With matching boxer shorts, no less!