Friday, December 11, 2009

"You're a Mean One, Elaine Stritch"

What's that, Elaine?

You hear something?

Damn, now I hear it too.

Those damn Whos are at it again.

Always with the singing.

You know what we should do?

No, not "steal Christmas."

No, you should go into Whoville and sing "Meadowlark."

So long. So painful.

Their ears will bleed Who-blood.

They won't know what hit 'em.



To the People Who Put this Video Together: I bow to your brilliance.

6 comments:

Prospero said...

Genius!

Nathanael Rey said...

HAHAHA

The romantic query letter and the happy-ever-after said...

Here now, the woman is an institution and we don't mock institution in this part of the world we give them honorary/lifetime achievement awards but it was very funny even if I didn't laugh... a lot at any rate.

Stephen said...

Have a very Strichy Holiday!

Gallus said...

Fabulous! Drink Drank Drunk!

Anonymous said...

Back in the late 70's I had the pleasure of meeting her son. We had a wonderful fling for some time until mommy dearest caught us backstage where he was performing in CT. Elaine threaten to kill him if she ever caught us again. I think to this day she meant it.