Thursday, December 10, 2009

"Fun for You and Your Whole..."

Has this happened to you?

You're at Beckie's slumber party, snug in your Taun-Taun sleeping bag, wearing you Princess Leia pajamas (feeling naughty because you're wearing her "slave girl to the giant slug" metal bikini underneath), and arguing with Melanie over who is the best kisser, Luke or Han (It's Han. Duh.), when suddenly, Beckie serves sushi!

Only a loser geek would pull out wooden chopsticks at one of Beckie's parties. The cool kids all use Star Wars Chop Sabers.

Which color? Green? Blue?

Red for me, baby. Red all the way.

Wearing a metal bikini under my clothes opens up my dark side.


Mike said...

Perfect for any Rebel Alliance dinner...except if you invite Admiral Ackbar or any of the other Mon Calamari... because, um, awkward.

Michael Rivers said...

I don't even know how to use these--but I still want them!

Anonymous said...

Lol your too cute

TD said...

"Your tastebuds can't repel firepower of that magnitude!"

Java said...

My husband says you're really out there. Out there where the buses don't even run. He doesn't quite get why I think you are so funny. But you are, so I'm still happy.

Kristie said...

OMG I have to have these, fantastic.