Has this happened to you?
You're at Beckie's slumber party, snug in your Taun-Taun sleeping bag, wearing you Princess Leia pajamas (feeling naughty because you're wearing her "slave girl to the giant slug" metal bikini underneath), and arguing with Melanie over who is the best kisser, Luke or Han (It's Han. Duh.), when suddenly, Beckie serves sushi!
Only a loser geek would pull out wooden chopsticks at one of Beckie's parties. The cool kids all use Star Wars Chop Sabers.
Which color? Green? Blue?
Red for me, baby. Red all the way.
Wearing a metal bikini under my clothes opens up my dark side.