Friday, December 18, 2009

"You Better Watch Out..."

I found this picture in the Chicago Tribune's "Scared of Santa" gallery with the following caption...

"1 1/2 year old twin sisters, Caelyn and Alexandria, were not too thrilled to visit with Santa this year.

"Photo taken at Bass Pro Shops, Bolingbrook, IL."

Ummm... No, dear... Caeyln and Alexandria are not scared of Santa. They're terrified that you might be their biological mother because you brought them to visit Santa in a Bass Pro Shop!

Why didn't you just wait til Santa poses for pictures at the Belleville Indoor Shooting Range & Gun Shop?

That's actually a store. I didn't just make it up.

Whether or not they have sittings with Santa is not indicated on their web site.

Dear sweet Jesus...

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