Nearly two years ago, "Book Quiz #1" identified me as Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita."
Today, "Book Quiz #2" identifies me as the Holy Bible.
The juxtaposition would be funny if the descriptions weren't so eerily true.
Combine the two and I sound like an inappropriately sexual Elaine Stritch.
Again, eerily true...
You're The Bible!
One of the most controversial, misunderstood, and yet powerful people alive, you spark extensive discourse wherever you go. People think you hate a whole lot of things, and you probably do, but people forget about your hatred for shrimp. Mostly, you like to tell stories and then be overwhelmed by how many different ways people interpret the things you tell them. The older you are, the less forgiving you become. While few can argue you're trying to do good, most would say that you've wound up doing a good deal of ill. After all, the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Maybe you should just beget while the begetting's good.
Take the Book Quiz II
at the Blue Pyramid.