Wednesday, November 11, 2009

"This Beat is Sick"

Finally, a product to help us make it through Lady Gaga's 15 minutes of fame.

Because, if you're like me, every time you hear even a snippet of one of her songs, you have to race to the bathroom. STAT!

It's what my mother calls "The Green Apple Quick Steps."

With this product, you can show Lady Gaga exactly what you think of her "Poker Face."

I suggest that you keep at least one Lady Gaga song in your iTunes.

For those times when you don't have any coffee or bran muffins in the house.

Now, will someone give Lady Gaga a ride on their "disco stick" (whatever the Hell that is) so this bitch will shut the fuck up and go away?

She just keeps coming back. Like roaches. And Madonna.


Michael Rivers said...

I'm biting my fingernails to admit that I do love her song "Poker Face." What I don't like is this character in costumes she is creating. She'll become a parody of herself very fast.

Palm Springs Savant said...

well I must say that she makes me want to get out on the dance floor....

cb said...

Is that a toilet cozy??

I am pretty much over all things Gaga. I don't think I've ever liked even ONE of her crapped out songs.

Aaron said...

She makes me want to get on the dance floor, too!

And spray it with Pam.