I mean every word of this ecard. Seriously.
I can totally flag left with a red hanky.
It's not always on the right side, you know.
Sticking your hand's up a bird's ass, turkey basters...
Thanksgiving is HOT!
A gay actor / director / fundraiser / cabaret singer / lesbian-esque guitar player from the hills of East Tennessee, living in Chicago and looking for... wait... what is it I'm looking for again?