Tuesday, October 06, 2009

"It's a Pith Helmet!"

My friend Carmen posted this little video over at the Faceplace, and quite frankly after watching this, I feel like the little bi-polar dog-and-pony show I laughingly refer to as "My Life" is so damn boring.

I thought I was one of the top "Bringers of the Crazy," but this woman, this mall walker, this schizophrenic, psycho bitch (and I mean that as a compliment) just face planted me. Somewhere in the Food Court. Hopefully, beside a Cinnabon.

Watch, but I'm telling you now - - I call dibs on her mall walking song. I will be using it for any and all future auditions.

Anyone who walks into an audition with this song and a pith helmet needs to know that I will cut a bitch. I ain't playin'...



6 comments:

Breenlantern said...

Holy Crap. I want a pith helmet and I want to subscribe to this newsletter...and I SO want to be at your next audition :-)

TD said...

Oh dear.

The Happy Walker Girl just ate my brain.

Java said...

Well. My, my. She has a lot of enthusiasm, doesn't she?

Prospero said...

So stolen... for my FB page! I adore her!

Aaron said...

Somewhere between Patti Lupone, Patti Smith, Patti Page and Jim Stafford's "Cow Patti," is this woman...me likey so hard!!!

Missie said...

I think she belongs to our mall's crazy group of daily walkers! LOL