I just discovered the animated YouTube videos created by J. Butcher.
And all of them - - each and every one of them - - are genius. Pure genius. This one especially.
Not to mention that the vision of Kirk in a bikini and later, in a bustier does something for me. Even in just an animated version.
And you thought those people who dress up like stuffed animals and have sex were freaky perverts. No. I've got 'em beat with this Kirk thing.