Tuesday, October 27, 2009

"Actually, He's a Boy"

The Onion has done it again.

If this video had been around when I was a kid, my parents never would have let me be Aslan that one year.

An elementary school boy...

Dressed as a lion...

With a huge mane...

Now, that's faggy.


How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

Actually, more often than not for Halloween, I dressed up as a vampire. With the long, black cape. And I was just as swishy with it as the kid in the video.

And if some woman had dropped a bucket of blood on me, I would have gone Carrie White on her ass. Fast. Who's the lady boy now, bitch?

10 comments:

Doctor K said...

"faggy little boy" - Hilarious.

Wonder Man said...

crazy

A Middle Aged Mom said...

You are sooo funny!

Prospero said...

I was Batman three years in a row. Then I started doing monsters and there was no stopping me...

philip said...

Helloooo Travis.

That kid wins.
WINS!

Palm Springs Savant said...

I used to default to a vampire a lot too. Well that and a hooker. It was easy, I knew my mom's high heels fit me

D said...

have you seen this video by the Onion? http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_anti_smoking_ads_warn_teens
the second "commercial" makes me want to lit one up right now

Stephen Rader said...

D - I've seen it and LOVE it! And I'll join you in a smoke to that! :)

Java said...

Thank you. This is wonderful. Especially like the robot costume to deal with a prancer.

Cazador de unicornios said...

This video is a sort of comedy, right? i hope so!