Tuesday, May 11, 2010

"...the Raging Spirit That Dwells Within Him"

Hey, Marvel Comics! You want to know how to make a Hulk movie that won't bite the green weenie?

Cast this guy.

Who is he? What does he do? Is he a villain? A love interest? A rebooted Mr. McGee?

(You know, the reporter who follows the Hulk and Dr. Banner around, thus giving us the line, "Mr. McGee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry?")

Which one of those characters is Mr. Tattman, the Ab Master? Who the fuck cares?!?

As long as THAT is his ONLY costume. And he's on the beach. A lot.


Stephen said...

Often, the right swimsuit is hotter than being naked... your example is a case in point.

What sort of swimsuite do you where?

Raven said...

That would be Parker Hurley!


divaboy1 said...