Saturday, May 01, 2010

"Men Are Stupid, Men Are Vain. Love's Disgusting, Love's Insane..."

From the people who brought you...

"The check is in the mail."

...and...

"We can leave our
underwear on."

...I proudly present...

"Now, Pat...
This won't hurt a bit"

This has been a message from the makers of...

"Never trust a man who says, 'Trust me.'"

5 comments:

Prospero said...

I've said that, thought not to anyone named Pat...

Ian FInley said...

"I'm from the government, and I'm here to help."

IRV said...

What about "I promise I won't cum in your mouth!"

Stephen said...

"This will hurt me, more than it will hurt you"

cb said...

Well, it's SUPPOSED to hurt a little... isn't it?