I've done it. I've found him. I've found my next boyfriend!
I haven't met him yet, have no idea where he lives, and there's the slight problem that he's straight, but I'm confident that a Google search and multiple shots of Grand Marnier will take care of those issues in no time.
This is Bo. Or as he has been nicknamed, "Bo the Bailer." I imagine / hope he's as young and dumb (and full of... well... you know...) as he seems in the video, because, when a foul ball came flying towards Bo and his girlfriend (his FORMER girlfriend, I might add), Bo bailed. And this lovely woman was hit by the ball.
But for me, the young and dumb part of Bo trumps any bailing he could ever do to me.
Besides, I don't have a problem with balls hitting me. Foul or otherwise.