And by "great night," I mean "got laid."
1. Last week was "The Most Wonderful time of the Year", but what are your favorite 2007 memories?
Singing POOR, UNFORTUNATE SOULS at the About Face Theatre benefit
Alanda's performance in SONGS FOR A NEW WORLD
Alanda's performance in SONGS FOR A NEW WORLD
2. What is the best thing you learned in 2007?That my mother and my brother, who have always been family, are now truly my friends.
3. On a scale of 1-10, how good was your 2007?
Three. Yeah. Sort of an, "Eh."
Odd numbered years never suit me well. It's the even ones that I love.
At least, that's what I'm telling myself right now.
4. What is your wish for 2008? What is your wish for someone else for 2008?
My with for myself is to create more - - whether it singing or acting or directing or writing - - to push myself and give myself more time every day to create.
My wish for someone else? I wish that Adam would find this blog, meet me for drinks and realize that I am all he needs or ever will need and then use all his modeling money to take care of me in a manner to which I have never been accustomed.
That is what I wish for him. I think he would enjoy that.
5. If you knew that you were going to die in 2008 what one thing would you do?I can't be just one thing.
If I knew I was going to die this year, I would leave Chicago very soon. I would move back home with my family. I would spend every last dime I had traveling with them and I would spend every last breath I had making sure that my family and my friends know without a doubt that I love them.
Oh, and I would write into my will that after I'm cremated, my ashes are to be showered all over Brad Pitt.
Or perhaps my ashes could be mixed with his bath gel so I'll get to lather him up for a couple of weeks every morning.
And if Angelina doesn't like it, my will will instruct Jennifer Aniston to call her up and say...
"It was his last wish, Angelina. He was a lovely fag who's now dead.
Don't be a bitch."
Don't be a bitch."
Bonus (as in optional):Do you make New Year's resolutions? What is/are your's for 2008?
I usually don't make resolutions, but I have made a promise to myself to try and get back on the Atkins diet and to hit the gym again. My 20th high school reunion is coming up this June and the only fag in the school has to come back skinnier and hotter than all those washed up football players.
I just want to have nice abs when I walk in the room and stare at all the former jocks and their "DickDo."
What's DickDo? Well, as my mother says...
"It's when your gut sticks out farther than your dick do."
17 comments:
I think there's some company in Italy that will take the fat from your dead body and make it into soap, so that Brad can lather you up real good. However, you can't get all buff like you're planning to do, cause then you won't have enough fat to make a whole bar!
This sounds to me like a year deserving better than a 3... I fever I discover that my mom is my best friend, for sure I'll give this year a 9,5!!!
Happy New Year, and Happy TMI!
If I knew Adam, i'd do my best to make your wish come true. If you were dying and I knew brad, i'd do my best there. And around here we call it a DickieDo, but it's the same thought.
HUGS!!!!
Dick Do's are pretty common where I come from. Almost all the former jocks have them now (at least the ones who dared to show up for the reunion). The others are just bald. And I don't mean "shaved-head-hot" bald either.
I mean COMBOVER bald. "Mr. Slate from the Flinstones" bald.
Stephen!
Welcome home and happy happy!
Did you receive the present you wanted most of all? (No, not Adam... Carol Channing!)
I got one, and I must say, she's a hoot!
hugs,
Doug
I love that photo of you, your Mama and your brother.
No re: Brad Pitt, back off, he's mine. But I'll share...or do ya wanna wrestle for him?
oh and I like your theory about the even vs. odd numbered years, seems like a good way to explain a few thiings that went awry in '07...
I don't think I've mentioned it, so I will now - that picture with you and your mom and your brother is great.
"And by great night, I mean got laid..."
Check. Thank god.
Am I the only person in the world who just isn't all that crazy about Brad Pitt? He seems to be universally adored and lusted after.
Is there something wrong with me? I've just never felt it for him.
Please, someone out there let me know I'm not alone!
Happy New Year, Stephen!
as for "dickdo"....it's good to know that it has a name. Now I can cure it.
xo
You're not alone, Doug...I'm not all that hot over George Clooney either (I thought he was hot in the 80s when he was on "Facts of Life" that one year. But then he started to speak.)
I'm not too terribly into Brad either, after I heard that he's a nature boy that isn't keen on personal hygeine.
dana - Trust me. I'm a Rader. As my father said when I lost all my weight a few years ago, "You can lose all the weight you want to, Stephen, but you'll always have a big ass!" They can pull enough fat out of my butt to lather up Brazil. It ain't pretty...
whim - Thanks! You're the one that looks hot! It was so great to see you on Christmas Eve!
searabbit - Well, you have a point, but I'm a "Glass Half Empty" kind of guy right now. I may indeed have had a 9.5, but it feels like a 3. Now, where's that bottle of Prozac....?
polt - If you knew Adam and Brad, you'd share 'em with me?!? I love you!!!!
aaron - Isn't that an amazing camouflage thing when those guys do the combover? I never can tell they're bald. Ever. It's so amazing! :)
doug - Nope, no Carol. We receiving that gift would assume that someone in my family reads my blog. And that would assume that someone in my family has a computer. That they know how to use. That connects to the internet by something other than a tin can and a string. So you see, I wasn't really expecting her after all. Happy New Year!
rick - OOoooo... let's wrestle for Brad. Hell, let's wrestle WITH Brad. Then we all win!!!
yinyang - Thank you! That was taken just outside of Hilton Head a year or two ago. I love it. Tans may be bad for your skin long term, but they hide a multitude of sins in the moment. Happy New Year!
catty bitch - Ok, just for telling me that, you have to change your name to "lucky bitch." Happy New Year. I'm envious. :)
doug - Don't you blaspheme on my blog! Don't you say you don't lust after Brad Pitt! It ain't right. It just ain't right!
shirley - Don't cure it! I want all those jock assholes to suffer with DickDo for all eternity for the way they treated me. I want them to look at my waistline and think to themselves, "Damn, he's hot!" :)
aaron - Y'all, Clooney AND Pitt are hot. In any decade. And if you don't want them, that's cool. That leaves more of them for me!! :)
dana - Yum. That just made me like him even more. Man scent. Gotta love it.
I felt the same way when contemplating my 20 year reunion. I went on a healthy diet and dropped 40 pounds (that's right, 40) so I could win the coveted title of "Most Improved".
It was sweet revenge to see the studly captain of the football team 20 years later with his 'dickdo' and bald spot. Reunions rock!!!
Mark :-)
mark - Good to know that my plan will work!! Thanks!!!
Sweet mother of God -- you are gorgeous.
That is all.
dirk - Where have you been all my life, sexy man? Where?
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