Planet Unicorn 6: Christmas in February!

Just today, as I passed by a house that STILL had a Christmas tree in the window, I said that anyone who still has Christmas decorations up should be drawn and quartered.

That was before I knew that there a new episode of Planet Unicorn that had just been released - - with a Christmas theme!!!

And if Feathers, Cadillac and Tom Cruise want to celebrate Christmas in February, it's fine by me.

Here's Planet Unicorn 6 - Christmas in February!



If you've missed the other episodes of the Très Gay Trio, click here to be brought up to speed.

Planet Unicorn, HEYY!

Planet Unicorn 5: Debbie the "Betch"

Just when you think that all hope is lost...

When Britney devolves back to her white trash roots...

When Lindsay's reverts to rehab...

When nobody will fucking start the goddamn impeachment proceedings on a government so full of lies and bullshit that they make my ex-boyfriend look trustworthy...

The world gives us the Fifth Installment of

PLANET UNICORN

(Hey!)

All is not right on Planet Unicorn. Shannon has a new best friend - - a "betch" named Debbie - - and Feathers, Cadillac and Tom Cruise are attacked at a picnic.

Is this the end of our Très Gay Trio? Watch Planet Unicorn 5 and find out!



New to Planet Unicorn? Be sure to check out Episodes One, Two, Three and Four.

Bye now. Gay Rader!

Planet Unicorn Meets Tyra Banks (Hey!)

There is only one thing that could get me out of my "Scooter Libby Gets Commuted" funk and that is...

The Fourth Installment of

PLANET UNICORN

(Hey!)

What could make our Très Gay Trio of Unicorns even gayer? Why, the addition of Tyra Banks and AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL, of course!



Now, if you're new to the adventures of Feathers, Cadillac and Tom Cruise, be sure to check out PLANET UNICORN episodes one, two and three.

I am seriously thinking of being Feathers for Halloween. I mean, I already sound like him. And I own a cowboy hat... or four... so, why not?

Planet Unicorn 3: Unicorn In The Water

It's finally here.

The media event we've all been waiting for.

This is what America really WANTS to see!

So, plug it up, Paris...

Lick it, Lohan...

And bite me, Britney...

We've got...

The Third Episode of PLANET UNICORN!

(Hey!)

In this segment, danger awaits our Très Gay Trio in an adventure under the sea!

No, they don't meet up with Shelley Winters. Although, that would be fun...



What? This is the first time you've seen PLANET UNICORN?!?! Well, here are episodes One and Two.

PLANET UNICORN is brought to you by the folks at Blue Ribbon Panel. Check 'em out! They are hilarious.

And just by looking at his picture on the main page of their site, I am officially hot for Joe Davidson...

Although, according to the credits at the end of the clip above, I don't think Joe has anything to do with PLANET UNICORN specifically...

But who cares? I'm in love!!

Planet Unicorn 2: Electric Boogaloo

For those of you who enjoyed the first episode so much, here is Episode 2 (Electric Boogaloo) of PLANET UNICORN.

Heeeeeey!





Notice in this episode that Feathers saves the day by hurling the best insult at The Troll...

"Your nose looks like a cat."

Feathers and I continue to have so much in common!!!

Planet Unicorn. Hey!

Cutie McCute-erton Dan Cox sent a link to this video and I cannot stop playing it.

Although, I think I know why he sent it to me...

...he probably watched this and thought, "Oh my God, Feathers sounds just like like Stephen!"

If that is the case Mr. Dan Cox, I have only one thing to say to you!!!

"Thanks!"




In the year 2117, an 8 year old gay boy named Shannon found a magic lamp.

He was granted three wishes.

The first, a fur jacket.

The second, a flying car.

And the third was a planet full of unicorns!!

This is the story of that planet.

A gay boy wished for a planet full of unicorns.

Planet Unicorn! Unicorn Planet!

Give it up for Feathers, Cadillac and Tom Cruise.

Oh-oh-oh-oh! Planet Unicorn, Heeeeeey!