Hot & Spicy... Just Like Annelle

Calm down, this is not going to be a posting about STEEL MAGNOLIAS - - that was just the first thing that popped in my head when I thought about the word "spicy."

Damn, that's frighteningly faggy, isn't it? The more you read about me, the more its like peeling back layer after layer of an onion and it just gets gayer and gayer and gayer...

Anyway, my friend Ruth Bonnet sent me an email because a friend of her's...

(I know it's confusing, but catch the fuck up, bitch)

...a friend of her's is working for a new company and his job is coming up with crazy names for hot sauces. Ruth asked me and a few other people to help her come up with some names.

Oddly enough, all of the people she asked are gay men. Well, maybe that's not so odd...

I came up with a few names for her. My choices reflect my recent visit back home to Tennessee...

"SWEATIN' LIKE A WHORE IN CHURCH WITH RED SHOES ON" HOT SAUCE

...and they also reflect my sexual orientation...

"I DON'T KNOW HOW IT GOT THERE, JUST GET IT OUT!" HOT SAUCE

Then, to quote Blair Warner from THE FACTS OF LIFE, "I had another one of my brilliant ideas!" and decided I would ask you, the 4 people who read this blog, to join us in this ridiculous task. Yes, it's another...

ARE YOU THERE, BLOG? CONTEST: Help me come up with names for hot sauces. I'll pick the top 3 names (rated on the level of hilarity, the clever use of the English language and extreme shock value) and those 3 lucky readers will each receive an ARE YOU THERE BLOG? IT'S ME, STEPHEN t-shirt...

...when, if ever, I have some made...

Check out some of the names they already have here.

And to help spark your creativity, here's a picture of The Cajun Hot Sauce Queen.

What this bitch had to do to GET that title, I haven't the slightest idea...