In Remembrance

It always comes in three's.

First, one celebrity break-up...


Then, another...




And as always, the third one is the most painful...


Yes, its sad but true. That catalogue of wisdom and cultural fortitude (People Magazine) reports that Lance Bass ('N Sync Pickle Kisser) and Reichen Lehmkuhl (Amazing Race Season 4 Driver of the Hershey Highway) have split up.

A statement released by one of these two fags who have more than used up their 15 Minutes of Fame, says "We remain the best of friends," they say. "Please respect our privacy as we try to work things out during this difficult time."

"...during this difficult time?" Yeah, the end of a 7-month releationship between two celebrity cocksuckers is indeed the very DEFINITION of hardship, anguish and tragedy. Those soldiers in Iraq have no idea how good they've got it.

My favorite part of this...

Well, other than the fact that I NEVER BELIEVED THESE TWO WERE TOGETHER AT ALL. I mean, look at Lance and then look at Reichen. Gay men who look like Reichen only date other gay men who look like Reichen. Its a natural extension of their narcissism...

No, my favorite part is this part of the PEOPLE article:

"Recent speculation that the pair had broken up began after Bass was spotted without Lehmkuhl at a party on Friday at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas."

God forbid one-half of a couple actually go OUT OF THE HOUSE without their husband / boyfriend / partner / lover / guy-who-got-you-pregnant (whatever you want to call them). Being seen in public alone is for single losers, damn it!