"Whatever I Touch Turns to Snow. If I Clutch... I'm Too Much!"

A blizzard warning is in effect for Chicago from late tonight through noon tomorrow.

That's a blizzard warning, not at blizzard watch. A blizzard watch means that a blizzard MAY be on the way; a blizzard warning means a blizzard is IMMINENT. It's coming. And not in a good way.

And after the additional 2 to 5 inches of snow that tonight and tomorrow morning will bring, the temperature will start to plummet. Going even lower than was previously predicted.

Remember when they thought the high this Thursday was going to be 5 degrees? Pshaw! Now, the anticipated high for Thursday is -2! As in "TWO BELOW ZERO!"

So long story short (too late!), my ass is about to be tapped by Mr. Snow Miser himself. No lube. Hard in and hard out. In that jerky, stop motion way that you KNOW is gonna hurt.

"He's Mr. Icicle. He's Mr. Ten Below..." Oh dear Lord...