Snow followed by decreasing temperatures, which will eventually bring Chicago to a high of 5 degrees this coming Thursday. A HIGH of FIVE DEGREES! Where's that aerosol can?...
Here's an inconvenient truth, Al - - When it's 5 degrees outside and I walk down the street, my testicles freeze, solidify and start to sound like ice cubes clinking against a glass!
I am in serious need of some summer weather - - for me and my boys. In the summer, I could...
BOYS IN CAPS
Learn how to ride a skateboard...
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SAGGERS
Take in the sights at a ball game...
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MOONERS
Get my very own Copportone Tan...
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DAMN, I WAS DRUNK LAST NIGHT
Or just get so drunk, I don't even know my own name.
Think he has "2 4 6 0 1" written on his lower abs?
If he doesn't, I would be happy to write that on his lower abs.
With my penis. As a friend.
Think he has "2 4 6 0 1" written on his lower abs?
If he doesn't, I would be happy to write that on his lower abs.
With my penis. As a friend.
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Yikes, stay warm, buddy! And maybe consider a winter vacation in a topical locale.
It's not quite beach weather here in Charleston, but you are welcome on the sofa bed anytime!
When I hear this, I thank the good Lord I moved from Chicago three years ago and relocated to sunny, and nice southern California. I took 43 years of brutal Chicago winters, and I'll be homeless before I move back to them!
I cannot imagine. Not having my own personal set of testicles hampers my imagination in that regard.
Long johns, layers, perhaps some silk? I hear silk is good as an under layer in weather like that.
I like that line-up of Coppertone Tan boys. :)
Isn't Jean Valjean's number just 24601?
Besides, you know that boy isn't him. It's quite obvious that boy doesn't eat carbs!
OMG that is c-c-c-c-old. Run out and get a bottle of Calgon, and take a nice long hot bath.
I love how your boys in caps always seem like they're just for me.
I mean, a ball cap AND sunglasses?! YUMMY!
Even though those sunglasses are tacky.
(Stay warm! You can cuddle up with your own yardstick to keep warm!)
ah, stephen, you've taken a bit of the chill off a bitter cold, snow up-to-my-elbows weekend. thanks.
another six inches expected this week. insert punch line here ;)
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