Friends often ask me if I would like to set up some sort of arrangement where, if something happened to me - - say I was in an accident and I'm in the hospital and unconscious or something - - that they would have a key to my apartment so they could "straighten up the house"... so to speak.
In other words, they would go into my "toy closet" (again, it's not a "toy box" it's a "toy closet" - - I take my play time VERY seriously) and they would remove anything that might cause me public embarrassment. Or that might throw my parents into cardiac arrest.
But I always refuse those kind offers. The way I see it, I don't want to remove those items - - I want to put them in the middle of the room and focus huge spotlights on them.
"Give the people something to talk about," I always say. It's the white trash boy in me.
This video says it all...
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But that was a WATERING CAN, Stephen--yeah, that's it! A watering can with a pink spout...:-)
Seriously, I'm so glad I'm not at work today...nobody can hear my laughter, and it makes the pee easier to clean up.
Aaron - Isn't that hysterical?!? I screamed when I saw it! Why isn't our news more like that?!? :)
I am so jealous! I wish I had enough toys to fill a closet.
Whim - I would say that I would loan or lend you some, but that's probably gross, isn't it? My sloppy second adult toys. Yeah... :)
i can't stop laughing!!!
i have watched that over and over...
I think the dude did it on purpose b/c i think i can see a little smile under his 'stache as he passes the newsman!
oh hell to the no!
Shirley Heezgay - It's the best!!! I'm so glad that small dildo showed up so well on camera. :)
oh my g-d. i spit my tea out.
xo,
WDL
WDL - I was in danger of my Diet Coke going up my nose the first time I watched this!! That would NOT have been attractive! Great blog you've got there, Sir!
I've done that.
Alex - Ain't that brilliant? :)
THAT WAS BRILLIANT!
Lance Noe - I know! I love it!!!
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