You're Not Captain America, You're Just An Asshole

Ray over at Super Underwear Perverts posted this earlier today and it is just the icing on my cake.

Why did I even get out of bed this morning?

First, I run into the former "Potential New Boyfriend" last night.

Then, Rosie announces she's leaving THE VIEW.

And now this.

Not only does MARVEL kill off Captain America a month ago...

...now, we have schmucks parading around in Cap costumes sexually assaulting women.


That's horrific, and then the story gets ridiculously pathetic.

This Cap didn't carry around a shield with a star on it.

He carried around a bag of reefer... and a large burrito.

Honest to God. A large burrito!!

Probably one of those burritos that claims to be "Bigger Than Your Head."

And the worst part is, I'm not making any of this up.

Here's the story, morning glory...

A Central Florida doctor is accused of sexually assaulting a woman during a costume party while he was dressed as the super hero Captain America.

Raymond Adamcik was arrested Saturday night at the On Tape Café and Lounge and booked at the Melbourne Police Department while still wearing blue tights and a Captain America head gear.

"It was just a group of doctors that were traveling throughout the city going from bar to bar," Melbourne police representative Jill Fredricksen said.

Authorities said Adamcik was in possession of a large burrito and drugs."

While in the restroom, he attempted to flush a bag of marijuana as well as a joint down the toilet," Fredrickson said.

Police said they were able to recover a joint from the toilet but the bag was flushed, the report said.

The doctor now faces drug and battery charges in connection with the incident.

Look at this prick.

You know you're pathetic when Nick Nolte takes a better mug shot than you do.

I hope that Reb Brown reads about this and kicks Mr. Adamcik's baked, burrito carrying ass.