"But If, Baby, I'm the Bottom, You're the Top!"

I'll say it again - - If you're not watching "The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson," you're missing one of the most inventive, hilarious and uber-entertaining television shows (...dare I say it?... I do!...) ever!

And I'm not just talking about the hottie in the harness in the video below.

I'm talking about little gems from the guests. Like this quote from Robin Williams a few nights ago...

"I was once on a German talk show and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there's not so much comedy in Germany?'

"And I said, 'Did you ever think you tried to kill all the funny people?'"

Funny. Funny because it's true.

And on that note, Harness Boy... hit it!