Fratboy Friday

At last night's "Wild Card Night" for Windy City Gay Idol...

...I was cheered on by cute Ryan and his posse (yes, posse, not pussy... that's later...)

...I insulted one of the singers for performing while wearing her sunglasses. I totally stole Larry David's line and said...

"You know who wears sunglasses indoors? Blind people and assholes."

...and Amy gave me the season one dvd of... well... see if you can guess what tv show it is by the quotes below.

The YouTube clips for each of the quotes are linked.

And yes, this is officially gayer than the musical theatre Fratboy Friday.

I'm always topping myself.

Don't. Say. It.

BOYS IN CAPS

"What does it mean, 'Someone left the cake out in the rain'?"

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SAGGERS

(This is Kyle Westheimer)

"Obviously, I'm being punished for some heinous sin like,

telling Kyle Westheimer's parents that he is, in fact, a bisexual."

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MOONERS

"Mooned everybody within a 600 mile radius!"

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DAMN, I WAS DRUNK LAST NIGHT

"Quite frankly, I find you rude, lazy, horny and dumb."