"I Am Strong, I Am Invincible..."

Hot guys dressed in belly shirt, superhero costumes. I should love this. And I do. But you know...

What's up with Superboy? Was he feeling a little bloated on Picture Day? Is that why he felt the need to draw on his (already pretty damn hot) ab muscles?

I mean, he's 2 beers shy of a six pack and yet, I imagine he kept whining to Bats and Spidey that he was just "too fat" for anyone to take his picture.

You might feel sorry for Lil' Kal-El's insecurity, but the way I see it, this little twink has a a tight body and a waistline 2 inches smaller than mine was during my mother's first trimester, and he has the NERVE to DRAW ON his ab muscles?!?

As Philip says, "I'll cut a bitch."

But I'll let it pass. Because I know exactly what the smug little Kryptonian will look like in a few years. "Can You Read My Mind," Clark?

P.S. Also disturbing is the fact that "Belly Shirt Batman" and "Belly Shirt Superboy" are DC heroes ("Twink Titans," anyone?) and "Belly Shirt Spider-Man" is a Marvel hero. So the three of them together in one room means that this is a "Crossover."

Crossover, Three-Way... Tomato, ToMAHto...