BOYS IN CAPS
Even though he's very, very cute,
suddenly, I don't want him to come anywhere NEAR my penis.
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SAGGERS
With so many old television shows being revived and retooled these days,
this guy is my choice to play Hoss Cartwright should someone produce
"Bonanza 2: Muscle Gun Show Boogaloo."
I always had a soft spot for Hoss. Hello, Hoss!
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MOONERS
"We've traced the butt acne!
It's coming from outside on the deck! It's the guy drinking the Fanta!"
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DAMN, I WAS DRUNK LAST NIGHT
This is why Zima was taken off the shelves.
A couple of swigs makes heroin seem like a Flintstones chewable vitamin.
Plus, those horizontal stripes do NOTHING for "Patty's" waistline.
"Maxine" and "Laverne" should have said something. I mean, really...
2 comments:
Bonanza 2: Muscle Gun Show Boogaloo
Interesting concept for a sequel. I'm sure it would play really well to the gay crowd. Not sure it'd be a hit anywhere else, though.
Oooo, I 2nd your choice for Hoss Cartright's replacement!!!
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