You know you have a winning caption when Philip......A multiple Caption Contest winner and the man who once referred to me on stage as "Sister Mary Propecia" and lived to tell the tale...
...doesn't even attempt to come up with a funnier caption because...
Well basically Steve, you had Philip at "docking pun."
So, the #32 Caption Contest Winner is my buddy Steve. Steve donated his time and talent at Karen Bronson's Season of Concern cabaret benefit a week or so ago and slayed the audience when he sang about Dolores del Rio.
Funny and generous - - I love that in a man. Here's Steve's winning caption...
"Ready for docking, Captain . . . "I love it! Maybe Zachary Quinto will say that to Chris Pine in the new Star Trek movie. Or maybe I'll say that to Chris Pine in person sometime soon. Anything's possible...
In the meantime, nothing really says "Labor Day" like a couple of guys in Speedos. Right?
Okay, what is the guy on the right staring at? No, really... what, if anything, IS he staring at?!?Give 'em a caption and help me figure it out. Or help the guy on the left find his package. Just sayin'...
13 comments:
"ummmm, I wonder if I tucked mine under like the guy in 'Silence of the Lambs', if it would make me more aerodynamic too?"
"hey, what up Ken doll!"
He's probably trying to determine 'where's Waldo'?
Oh man... Lance that's perfect:
what up Ken doll! LMAO!
okay here goes...
-- DUDE???!
-- Hey man...I think you might have gone too far with the manscaping this year...
-- When his profile said "smooth" I didn't think he meant COMPLETELY!
Damn - where's the beef?!?
"What up Ken doll?" - OutSTANDing!
I'm gonna try anyway...
"Dude, did you forget your Speedo-Brand Plastic Bulge Enhancer again?"
"Steve's really something: taking a full course load, on the University swim team, AND a castrati in the University chorus. I just don't know how he does it."
"It's amazing how quickly Steve came back to the swim team after that unfortunate zipper incident last year."
"Wow, that water's so cold today, Steve's junk must be shriveled up like two peas and a half a Vienna sausage!"
That's all I got.
HUGS....
"I thought innies and outies only applied to belly buttons."
"George was trying to decide if 'Pat' was a boy or a girl."
"Dude, didn't your daddy ever teach you how to pack your Speedo?"
I'm totally into McCool's manscaping one, though.
"No WONDER I always lose... you have less drag!"
Dude, the water wasn't THAT cold!
"Eight gold medals and this fabulous package--you have every right to shrivel."
Tell that young lady to put her top on. This is a family pool.
"It's like a rubber dinghy. You pull the strings and it inflates."
Heh heh. Dinghy.
Now for my attempt:
"Dude, where's your bulge?"
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