TMI Tuesday

With it being only a week away from Christmas, this is a surprisingly sexual TMI Tuesday.

Mmmmmmm... I like it.

1. Are you done with your shopping yet?

No. Rub it in, asshole. Rub it in.

I did try to purchase a few gifts at Border's late last night after I left work, but after I held the door open like a gentleman for the person walking beside me only to stand there like Benjamin in THE GRADUATE while 147 RAN past me and pushed so that I couldn't get through the door AND after I saw that the line for the check out went to the back of the store and then AROUND the store, I gave up.

Maybe I can knit something for my parents. How long does it take to learn how to knit?

2. What is your favorite sexual position?

The kind where the other person is actually in the room with me.

As long as something is being done to somebody in real time, I'm a happy guy.


3. On a scale of 1-10, how open are you to trying new sexual things?

10. Easily a 10. Whatever gets the other person going, I'm all for it.

You want to cover the living room in Twister pads, flood the place with lube and wear head-to-toe rubber suits where mine looks like Spider-Man and your's looks like Venom and both of them have holes in all the right places, count me in!

Hell, that sounds pretty hot.


4. What present are you hoping to get this year?

I'm not really hoping for anything. I just want to be back home. I am looking forward to this Sunday when I get on a plane and can spend time with family for a few days. That is exactly the present I want.


5. With your current partner (or your last partner) how often was the sex better than just good?

It was usually better than just good, but that's only because we fought every damn day, so the sex was more often than not make up sex

And I don't know about you, but for me, make up sex isn't happy sex. It's usually me pounding out my aggression. Pun intended.


Bonus (as in optional):Can a relationship that you are part of survive on sex alone? Could it survive a prolonged period of abstinence?

Well, everything is a relationship, so I guess there could be "relationships" where it's just sex, but I call those "fuck buddies." For a relationship in the traditional sense, I would need more. Sex isn't as important as someone who makes me laugh. And his honesty.

And for the second question, seeing as how I personally have survived a prolonged period of abstinence in the form of NOT HAVING A BOYFRIEND, I'm thinking I could go for awhile in a relationship without sex.

But I could also easily change his mind about the "no sex" thing. I would just start laying out the Twister pads and he'd be on me like white on rice.