That's right, My New Imaginary Boyfriend Adam!According to the email I just received from International Jock, the picture where you can almost see "Lil' Adam" in all it's glory is promoting Balls-In-One with Ultra Pouch Technology by King Style.
As the email says...
"Their defining feature is the unique, seamless, egg-shaped pouch. Made using a proprietary manufacturing process, it is the only contoured pouch we’ve ever seen that is completely seamless for the ultimate in comfort. Made from a fine mesh fabric, this semi-transparent pouch cradles your boys unlike any other."
I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure that I could cradle Adam's boys much better than any fine mesh fabric on the market today.
Have I mentioned that rubbing your balls on my freshly shaved head is a skin sensation that's sweeping the nation?
Sure, my head may be a little banged up right now and rubbing anyone's boys on it might be painful, but for you, Adam, I'll gladly take the pain.
Take the pain? I'll enjoy the pain. I thought I would just say it before y'all did.
9 comments:
Wait till you see whats in your mailbox from me.
Cynthia - I can't wait to get home tonight! Right after I see an advance screening of SWEENEY TODD. WOOHOO!!!
I am so sensing that you and Adam are TOTALLY going to get together somehow, someway...
If you do, pictures please. Or video. Or both.
Shirley - If we get together, there will be pictures, there will be video, there will be dvd releases and special "in house" viewings. If I'm that lucky, the world will know about it!!
I don't get it. You say you think Adam is hot, and they send you loads of unpublished pictures. I say I want Gerard Butler for Christmas, and I get diddly-squat. Grr.
Ok, now that I see that boy again, I'm convinced he's a midget. Look at the size of his head in proportion to his body! Notice how he's hiding his hands? Also, I don't find that underwear attractive at all.
Dana - Well, he hasn't actually shown up at my front door or anything. Then again, maybe he's going to surprise me on Christmas by showing up at my mother's house. With a ring. And lube. That's all I'm asking for. Is that too much?
Bob - If Adam is a midget, sign me up for the "Lovers of Billy Barty Society." And besides, small hands are good for... certain things... :)
So, when is Adam coming to Chicago for a visit?
Mark :-)
mark - Anytime he wants to visit, Adam definitely has a place here in Chicago. Preferably on my face. I'm just sayin'... :)
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