Fratboy Friday

New Years Eve at the end of a decade that coincides with a Full Moon... Oy...

I'll bet you...

BOYS IN CAPS

...finally made it to a party after each one of your friends
called you and played the Milli Vanilli cover of
"What Are You Doing New Year's Eve"...




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SAGGERS

...drank just enough to rip off your shirt as the ball dropped,
but weren't so trashed that you found a Depends Undergarment
in the bathroom cabinet, put it on, and played Baby New Year...

And then asked random people to change you...

And then had some of them take you up on it...

No, that didn't happen... Did it?...




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SAGGERS

...woke up sometime before dawn to a
very interesting buffet...

...and demanded seconds...




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DAMN, I WAS DRUNK LAST NIGHT

...and this afternoon, when you woke up naked in a forest preserve,
you were lucky enough to find a bottle big enough to cover both
Mr. Happy AND The Boys during your cross county, naked Walk of Shame.

Well done, you! Happy New Year!