I've been downloading a ton of comedy albums lately.I love to listen to them as I walk here and there in the city. Just so that I will bust out with one of my obnoxious horse-snorts of a laugh in public.
Laughing to a joke that no one else hears. It makes me even more of a freakish outcast. I kinda love it.
This morning, I'm listening to George Carlin's "Carlin at Carnegie" album and I had forgotten this quote...
"You show me a tropical fruit
and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."
and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."
Hilarious. And stunningly true.
It's a much funnier version of something I say all when someone tells me about a violent homophobe...
"You show me a homophobic gay basher and
I'll show you a closeted cocksucker."
I'll show you a closeted cocksucker."
It's always the case, isn't it? George's quote is funnier, though.
I could use a tropical fruit right about now...
1 comment:
While as far from a sports fan as anyone (gay, straight, male or female) can be, one of my favorite Carlin bits is "The Difference Between Baseball and Football." A true genius of the English language.
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