Friday, July 31, 2009

"Square Pegs! Square Pegs! Square, Square Pegs!"

Y'all... My friend Cathy just posted this picture on the Faceplace, and other than the look I have that I thought was "sexy" that comes across more as "drunk, stoned homo," do you see...?

My 1987 High School Mullet!!!

Now, do you understand that it's better that I DON'T have hair?!?

P.S. The shirt I'm wearing fastened ONLY with Velcro. What kind of faggy stripper was I?!?

7 comments:

Stephen said...

Funny!
I had some very dubious hair styles & clothing in the 80s, You looking very handsome & damn sexy with the shaved head...

Polt said...

I don't know what to say other than I'd have done ya. :)

HUGS...

Java said...

You aren't the only one with a mullet. Yours almost looks good. But not quite.

David said...

Strangely, I too had a mullet in 1987. Only I was a toddler and my mother controlled my hair. You have no such excuse, mister. :-p

Viking Zombie Boyfriend said...

After I had the mullet, I switched to the infinitely more stylish rat tail.

Other 80's memories: my black-and-rust shirt from Chess King with the Michael Jacksonesque myriad of pockets, straps, and bits of fishnet... and the locker room chants of "Cum on feel the noize, Rizza fucks the boys" (a prophecy which wouldn't come true for far too long, goddammit!)

RG said...

I thought you were the one on the phone! Bwaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Mark in DE said...

Ah, the 80s. Let's hope THOSE styles don't come back.