"My Only Can of Crisco... Is Where It's Supposed to Be."

Uh oh.

Looks like someone else had the same problem I had with the Hero Factory.

I'm sure this boy was hoping to be a kickass superhero like Wolverine.

And not the "two three kick turn, turn turn KICK turn" Wolverine we get from Hugh Jackman. I mean, the "Cut now, ask questions later" kind of Wolverine.

He wanted that and what did he get? A big "G" on his chest.

He'll never hear the end of the gay jokes from the other superheroes. 

He might as well just call himself "The Hershey Highwayman" and be done with it.