Thursday, November 20, 2008

"Sky Rockets in Flight!"

I just read the names of the 2008 inductees into the Chicago Gay and Lesbian Hall of Fame and I have a question...

If, a few years ago, a man with a penis so large it would have made Catherine the Great very happy and her horse extremely jealous, came to your apartment, bent you over your couch and gave it to you like the bitch you are - - hard, fast and with malice aforethought - - causing you to scream "Drill, baby, drill!" eons before the Republicans made that a losing catchphrase...

If that man - - your penultimate Afternoon Delight - - is inducted into the Gay and Lesbian Hall of Fame this year, does that mean you'll probably be inducted into the Hall of Fame next year? By way of some sort of "Gay Trick Legacy" rule?

It's just a question. You know, hypothetically speaking, of course.

P.S. No, I did not trick with Jane Addams! That's ludicrous. She never unlocks her pics on Manhunt.

9 comments:

Project Christopher said...

ummm


WHORE!!!

Project Christopher said...

I'll never tell!

but I'll be looking....

My friends call me Mitzi said...

No, it doesn't. If that were true, your truly would be in the Country Music Hall of Fame, the Football Hall of Fame (twice), the LPGA Tour Hall of Fame, and a Pulitzer Prize winner.

But I'm not. I'm just a bit stretched out.

Michael said...

What the hell does that mean? Is it just me?
And Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, have you slept with EVERYONE?!?!

Project Christopher may be right...

My friends call me Mitzi said...

It would also make me People's Sexiest Man Alive 2009. Heh, but that's just between you, me and the blogspot.

jer said...

um...it's my birthday week. spill it.

Java said...

Oh honey, I'm gonna start some wicked rumors about you and Jane Addams! Just watch out!

Project Christopher said...

Java... you think there aren't already wicked rumors around about Stephen and jane Addams, and Jane Adams, and Jane Adamsly, and Jane Adamson....

Anonymous said...

Kevin or Sam? My bet's on Kevin.