When it came to choosing a winner for the #35 Caption Contest, I was very tempted to name Steve's submission of...
"Am I too late for the Cheetos orgy?"
...simply because of this picture of me and Missy Young with Chester Cheeto during last week's AIDS Walk.
(More AIDS Walk pics to come.)
But Kevin, the blogger formerly known as Shirley Heezgay who currently has a great new blog entitled The Lisp submitted a caption that I think sums up EXACTLY what is going through this cute, shirtless boy's mind as he stand surrounded by a sea of orange...
"Let's see...rhymes with orange? oh, i know...Loser.
Not all poetry rhymes, ya know."
Great caption, Kevin. Very "a sane man in an insane world."
And speaking of the insane...
Well, Sarah Palin isn't "insane," but let's face it - - after that Katie Couric interview, we all know she's not the brightest bulb in the box, right? She probably has to study for her Pap Test.
So, what was she thinking when she met with former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger. Or better yet, what was Kissinger thinking when he met the Alaskan Governor who can see Russia from her house?
The possibilities for a caption here are endless. And the fact that she might possibly lead our nation is both ridiculous and frightening, isn't it?
19 comments:
"Oh my! So tell me...you're old...what was George Washington REALLY like?!"
1. Kissinger: Sorry to tell you this dear, but your hair looks like the Bride of Frankenstein!
2. Kissinger: You may have already heard this a lot but you look just like one of the "companions" Regean had.
3. Palin: I can totally see Russia from my house!
Kissinger: Bitch, Please!
4. Kissinger: Sorry, who are you?
5. Palin's brain: Im smiling because I have no clue whats going on.
6. Palin: Did i tell you I had a knocked up daughter?
by the way -- heads up! watch Family Guy this season! Seth MacFarlane has stated that Sarah Palin will want to run and hide after he's done with her in this season! lol
GO SETH!
"So congratulations on your emmy."
"Mr. Kissenger, I'm not Tina Fey."
"So why am I talking with you?"
Oh, here's another good one:
Knock, knock...
"Do you want to come to my house and see Russia?"
"Could you tell me what the Bush Doctrine is?"
Palin: So tell me Colonel, what exactly IS the secret recipe for your chicken?
Kissinger: And I thought the missle in my trousers had been decommissioned!
"So...they tell me I need some foreign policy experience. How about I spread my legs and you dip your little finger in?"
Kissinger: "So, what can I see from my window? I see England, I see France, I see Bristol's underpants."
"You say your 'talent' was what(?) in the pageant?"
"Well, John..."
"I'm not John."
"Well, um, John..."
"I'm not John."
"Under the umbrella of job creation, John..."
My Dear, I have to say that Richard was a better liar and at least helped the economy. I really don't think you can pull this off.
And that's not Russia.
Really? Yay Me!
I want to caption this but the topic of backyards, russia and Palin's kitty have been played.
I'll get back to you! and thanks!
"And i want a pony, and a susy sundrop doll, ooo ooo, and a pink bicycle just like my sisters, and. . . ."
"Nice glasses, but I like the frames."
[speaking loudly and slowly] "IT'S SUCH A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, SIR. YOU KNOW, I HAV A BABY WHO'S RETARDED TOO!!"
"In my own little corner
in my own little chair
I can be whatever I want to be.
I'm the queen of Alaska
with my hi behive hair
I'm Vice President
sitting next to Wilfred Brimley!"
Knees together, worlds apart.
"George Steinbrenner?.... No, wait... Ben Stein?.... No, don't tell me!... You're not some former Pope, are you?.. 'Cause that wouldn't be fair. I mean, without the big hat, who'd know?..."
Damn that Phillip. I can smell a winner already.
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