Karen just inspired this little Material Girl take off of The Addams Family theme song...
"She's creepy and she's kooky.
Her thighs are large and spooky.
Here arms are really ooky.
Madonna at 50!"
Her thighs are large and spooky.
Here arms are really ooky.
Madonna at 50!"
And to those Madge fans whom I might have offended, please note that I am merely promoting the final performance of my friend Missy Young's incredible new cabaret show, Lucky Star - Madonna at 50: A Birthday Tribute tomorrow night at Davenport's.
And I'm making fun of Ms. Hard Candy in the process.
Look at those thighs! Who is she trying to be these days? Xenia Onatopp?!?
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That very well could be the least flattering picture of her I've seen. ;)
Wahahahahahha
Can I tell you that over the last 3 weeks, the most common question people have askedm e about my Lovely Madge of the Birthday is not about Guy and her marriage, not about A-Rod, nope, it's always something to the effect of "So, has she gotten her face knifed or what?" people, people who love to ask about people...
joie - Yes, it's unflattering. And unfair of me to make fun of the Material Girl with such an unflattering photo. But it's fun! :)
missy - I LOVE that THAT is the question you get asked the most. Perfect!!!
It doesn't look to me like she's had any plastic surgery on her face. She doesn't have the "unnaturally smooth" look that's the hallmark of most such knifery. Actually, I don't think her face looks bad at all, though, just normal for her age. Her lips have gotten a little thinner, but that's another normal thing for her age.
What looks freaky to me are her arms--dear God, woman, EAT SOMETHING!!
Those thighs give me visions of crushed heads! Yipes!
I don't know about anyone else, but to me women are supposed to be soft and roundish - that's what differentiates us from hard, angular men. She just isn't attractive these days, in my opinion. If I want hard, I'll stick with guys, thanks.
yeah. she's kinda pretty in the face and freakin' me out with her body.
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