TMI Tuesday

A very late-in-the-day edition of TMI Tuesday...


1. What is your favorite song to have sex to?

I don't really have a Favorite Sex Song. Back in the day, I would put on that Enigma cd and either Sadness Part 1 or Return to Innocence would get my biscuits burnin'.

(Don't even tell me that you didn't have sex to Enigma. They just sold 16 millions copies of that cd for God's sake!)

But these days, I don't really care what music is playing.

If I'm spending time with The Boy from Florida, that's all I really need.


2. What is your vision of hell?

An eternal visit with my step mother. She's drinking. And I'm not.


3. In the film made of your life, who will play you?

Me, damn it! I'm an actor, I need the work.

Unless of course Sissy Spacek is available, then I would bow out and let her take the lead.

She kicked ass playing "Low-retty," I'm sure she would be incredible as a bald homo from Tennessee living Chicago. Wearing that dress.


4. What is the one thing you most urgently need to tell your mom?

"Don't send the Cow Pies! I'm trying to lose weight and there is no way that's gonna happen with a big ole' box of chocolate from Mama Wanda sittin' on my desk!"


5. What will be carved onto your tombstone?

The lyrics to Stephen Sondheim's song, Anyone Can Whistle. Mainly these lyrics...

"What's Hard is Simple, What's Natural Comes Hard.
Maybe You Can Show Me How to Let Go,
Lower My Guard, Learn to Be Free.
Maybe, If You Whistle, Whistle For Me."

And the bonus: What is your drag name (which would be, first name: the name of your first pet; last name: the name of the street you grew up on)?

Oh, I always thought the name of your first pet combined with the name of the street you grew up on was your Porn Name.

Which would make my Porn and/or Drag Name
Grover Whitcomb. Yeah.

So, I'm going to stick with the Drag Name that I came up with awhile back, Vagina Dentata.

It's SO appropriate, don'tcha think?