I wish this delay was the result of my being tied up - - metaphorically and literally - - at IML this past weekend, but no such luck. Blue makeup and chaps just don't go together. Who knew?Anyway, there were SO MANY hilarious options that I had to award a couple of runners-up. Just in case the winner can't fulfill the duties of the office.
First is this caption from my buddy Alanda Coon over at It's Coon Time! Simple and so brilliantly funny...
"THIS is why we can't have nice things, Dick!"
Next is this caption from my friend Lance at Yokel Boy Makes Good. This one strikes a little too close to home...
"Betcha ya Stephen Rader could take it!"
It's funny, Lance. It's funny because it's true. Gives a new meaning to a porn produced by Hot Desert Knights, doesn't it?
But my favorite caption came from Philip's friend Brad. Whether he's a "friend-friend" or "euphemism-friend" is anybody's guess, but either way, Brad's caption is fantastic.
"Professor PlumIn the Desert
With the cactus dick."
So congratulations to the dlever and witty Brad. Philip, if he's gay, single and has a trick pelvis, have him call me STAT!
I'm hungry for love. Set the table. Which brings me to this week's picture in need of a caption.
It's a little bit - - no it's a WHOLE LOT - - less obvious than last week's picture, but the look on the boy in the middle's face is BEGGING for a caption to help us understand what's causing his tongue to loll so damn far out of his mouth. I mean, I his tongue hanging out like a dog in heat, but...
Whatever he's staring at, he wants it. BAD. It's like Hilary gazing out over a pack of "as yet undecided" Super Delegates. Yeah, THAT badly. "Want" turned into serious "Need."Since it's rather late in the week, the deadline for possible captions is this Sunday, June 1st at noon (CST).
17 comments:
Guy in grey: "He thinks he is soooo fucking hot!"
Middle guy "YUMMM!"
Guy in red: "Had him!"
"I like 'em big n stoopid....I like 'em big n real dumb"
"...and then Peter slowly started the same strip number he did last night for me, but this time in the middle of wrestling practice. I wonder how it ends this time!"
"Whatever Lola wants Lola GETS!"
No matter how hard he tried, Chad could not shake the sneaking suspicion that last evening he had formed a...special bond...with one of his teammates during a blackout. The pubic hair stuck between his right molars--which he was furiously trying to work loose with his tongue--made it seem less likely that the paste, too, he'd woken up with on his face had been the result a particularly messy pre-bedtime brushing.
I sure wish I had my "trapper keeper" about now.
Okay, mine SHOULD have read as follows:
"Seeing his upcoming opponent on the other team, Ben's tongue was writing a check he fervently prayed his ass would have a chance to CASH!"
I'm old, this happens. Sorry.
HUGS...
Troy's gaydar worked differently than most. His tongue was a divining rod of sorts...and he always knew that Franco was on his team.
I would just like to go on record and say two things:
a) Brad is just a friend
and
b) That was really my caption, I just sent it from Brad's computer because I didn't want to hear any more bitching from Kingston about how I always win the caption contest.
Taste it, Michael!
;)
"Just FYI: They're at a dog show."
OMG! does phillip have a blog? always so funny!
Funny AND cute (and apparently well hung).
If Phillip doesn't have a blog, he SHOULD! :)
HUGS...
I know that I can't enter into my own contest ("If I could, I'd never leave the house), but this caption came to me on the way into work today...
"I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight..."
If there was something to taste, Philip.......
"Looking across the gym at Philip, Ohio State's Troy 'The Tongue' Lewis said, 'Caption THIS, Dawkins!"
Ya'll blogger, cut it out. I'm blushing over here. Awwww. ;)
Not only is that tongue working, his hands are roaming his body like a junky in need of a fix.
Mark :-)
"I just can't wait to shower with these guys"
"I just can't wait to shower with these guys"
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