BOYS IN CAPS
Now, we can finally cornhole outdoors
in front of God and everybody!
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SAGGERS
We can finally show off the body we've been working on all winter.
Yes, I've been working on my body all winter.
And now, there's much more of my body! And in all the wrong places!
I'm ballooning faster than Violet Beauregard post-three course dinner gum.
I need to find the juicing room. In SO many ways!
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MOONERS
Time for Spring Cleaning...
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DAMN, I WAS DRUNK LAST NIGHT
...and St. Patrick's Day frivolity.
With matching boxer shorts, no less!
(Oy...)
2 comments:
Jesus, Mary AND Joseph, that sagger guy is gorgeous! I'll take two, with extra secret sauce. To go.
HUGS...
OK, I'm with Polt. But please tell that sagger boy that too little fat is just as bad as too much. I'm guessing it 3%, at most. Good lord, I need to change my pants (or find a a box of tissues...)
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